The Descent
This is an awesome film. Its about a bunch of girls that get together to be cute but then they decide to go caving for some reason which is a bit yucky, especially so when they meet some yucky boys that want to eat their yummy cakes. The film is an epic struggle of cuteness vs yuckyness and the cute girls loose, sadly enough, but its still a good film
One thing I didnt understand was the first part where one of the cute girls has an accident where her yucky husband and smelly child die in a freak accident involving gas pipes flying out of a car they collide with. Its completley irrelevent other than it makes the film cuteer by getting rid of the yucky boys, eeeew.

The shot above is of the cute girls having a cute time in the cabin and it would have stayed that way except they then went caving.
Below is a photo of the cute girls in the cave. This is way before they meet the yucky boys that steal all their cakes and kill them all.

Once they meet the yucky boys that wont go away they get all covered in blood and a bit cuter. When they see the caves for the first time one of them says "im an English teacher not a tomb raider" which is odd as this cute girl looks a bit like Lara Croft to me, lol.

To be honest its just pretty good to see a bunch of more mature cute girls. I dont know what happens but after a while it seems that cute girls suddenly descide not to be cute anymore and instead to be smelly and yucky with "womens problems". Anyway, I also like the way after seeing the bats one of the cute girls does the 1 bat, 2 bats 50 bats ha ha ha thing from sesame street!! Very funny.

This film is actually really good. No hot girl girl action scenes but plenty of hot girl action. You can download it illegally from a compter near you now. My only complaint is that when you watch it on a screen thats 4 inches wide because your multitasking, and the quality isnt great you miss alot of the detail because its mostly in the dark and stuff so mostly you spend alot of the time looking at a black screen. Of course the ending is brilliant. .

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